Pumpkin Head T Shirt

One crisp October night, this jack-o’-lantern—known locally as Grinny McChompface—decided he was tired of being just another porch ornament. Fueled by leftover cider fumes and a deep existential yearning for chaos, he rolled off the stoop and declared himself “Mayor of Halloween.” His campaign slogan? “More sweets, fewer ghosts!” He began gobbling up any ghost that floated by, claiming they were “spooking the voters.” The ghosts, outraged, formed a union and staged a haunting protest outside the local Tesco. Grinny, undeterred, gave a fiery speech from atop a stack of pumpkin spice lattes, promising free glow sticks and eternal trick-or-treating. Legend says he still roams the streets every Halloweek, grinning wide and chomping down on anything vaguely translucent.